Update frum the former Howse of the deesurt Cats

Well, Scarlett has bin heer for almost a munth now an i kant say we arr best of frends. I will admit that I wuz a bit nawty whin she got heer, i coodint help myself, honest...but i did kinda hiss at her whinevur she got too close. She kinda mayd me nervus an im reely sorree i did that. now that i am morr yoost to her beein arownd i dunt feel like hissing. i wood like to play wif her the way me an eclair yoost to wrassul and chase. but now win i git too close to Scarlett she hisses an growls at me!! sumtimes i chase aftur her ennyway but she duzint like that much, i guess maybee shes mad at me for hissin' so she's givin it bak to me. our meowmy has skoldid us...i listen an stop whut i'm doin but Scarlett just ignors Meowmy. Scarlett seems like she thinks she owns the place now but i git to sleep with Meowmy.

Scarlett is varee pritty an varee athletik, she kin jump up 2 feet in the air win she plays wif the cat dansir...but she also torr up the feffver wand. i kinda dont like that cuz it wuz eclair's and Scarlett shooda had morr respeckt. I miss my sister eclair so much, i dunt noe if me an Scarlett will evur git to be frends. Oh an she has a noo name now too Meowmy is callin her Luci Scarlett cuz of her crazee antiks like sumbodee wif red hair calld Lucille Ball.

I wuz also varee varee happee to heer that Skeezix bruthur Mao came home, we wuz varee wurreed that the vishus deer got him. Glad he's home sayf and sownd.

Will try to git sum pix of Luci up heer cuz i dunt noe if Meowmy is gunna let Luci blog sinz she pooped in the videeyo kabinit.

Happee happee happee

My meowy just tol me the gud newz....she is gonna go meet Scarlett on fryday! The Simeze Reskue ladee calld her to tawk abowt Scarlett an me an Eclair an the lady sed it sownded like we wud gif Scarlett a gud home. I tried to tell my meowmy to let me tawk to the ladee so i cud tell her how happee i am heer an whut gud cair my meowmy took of Eclair befoor she wint away. But the ladee seemd to like my meowmy so it looks like i will haf a noo sistur on fryday night. I hope she likes me, i hope i'm not too skard of her. I dunt wants ta do ennything meen by aksident. I will even shair my toyz. I saw Eclair in the shadoes an she sed Scarlett looks like she will be a nice sistur for me. I tol Eclair that no uther cat wud ever replayce her.

heer is a pitchur of my noo sistur. izunt she kyoot?!!!
Meowmy goofed on whut Scarlett is tho...she is a redd colur poynt shorthair Simeze mix.











SCARLETT

its bin a LOOOOOOOONG time

I dunt even noe if ennywun will see this post cuz itz bin a gazilliyon munths sinz my meowmy has helpt me post. We arr doin ok, i reely miss eclair so much, sumtimes i jus sit an look arownd for her, keep ixpektin to see her sleepin on the fat blankit in the xtra bedrume...but thin i reemembur that she wint to the Rainbow Bridj an we wunt see her for a long time. My meowmy is doin ok, her eyes arnt leeking as much but sumtimes i see her wype a teer win she's lookin at her compewter cuz she has a big pitchur of eclair on the skreen. she sez it wuz taken the day she got eclair so it iz varee speshul.

We havint bin doin much laytlee. i reely dunt lyk beein home all aloan win my meowmy has to go to werk. So she's bin lookin online for anuther cat to be my sistur and frend. She sez she fownd wun she thot sounded nice but wee arr still waitin' for the shelter to let us noe. it is a Simeez Reskew Sheltur calld Slinky Katz an aparuntlee they arr varee pickee abowt hoo they give thair catz to. Meowmy sed thair is a cat naymd Scarlett thair hoo iz an oree-entul shorthair mix jus like me. Maybee Santee Claws will bring her to us for chrismus. I haf bin varee good this yeer espeshullee win eclair wuz so sik. I taykd good cair of her til she wint away.

We gots a lot of sno heer last week. Thair arr hyooj piles owtside, biggur than me, biggur than my meowy too. She wuz not varee happee abowt skrapin sno off the windoe of the big blak masheen that i ride in to see the vet man. But it iz wintur now so we gots ta haf sum sno. Looks like we will haf a whyt chrismus for shoor.

well, my meowmy shood be home frum werk in abowt an howr so i'd bettur cleen up the mess i mayd wrappin a chrismus presint for Scarlett if we git her. I hope so.

That qweschunair thing

A) Four places I have lived:
1. I wuz an unwed teenaj muthur on the streetz of Terryville, CT
2. Then I lived at Terryville ARF (animul reskew fowndayshun) until my kittins wur old enuff
3. then my wundurful noo mom brawt me home to live wif her in Torringtin, CT
4. nowhair else that I noe of

B) Four things I love to watch:
1. my sistur Eclair tryin to sleep win I'm stawkin her. heh heh
2. things goin on owtside
3. Eclair runnin away so I kin chayze her
4. bugs

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
1. the streetz
2. the sheltur
3. ummm...
4. nowhair else...yet

D) Four websites I visit daily:
1. My own webblog
2. Skeezix's blog
3. Eclair's blog
4. uther frend's blogs

E) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Purina ONE Healthy Weight Formula
2. Temtayshuns
3. Greeneez
4. not much elz, I'm varee pickee

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. rassuling wif Eclair
2. eeting mor crunchee fud
3. taking a nap on the bed in the utherbedrume
4. gittin into trubul an blamin Eclair

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
1. catnip mowsie
2. leathur mowsie
3. cat dansir
4. a twist teye

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
1. Tira
2. WildOne
3. TireePooh
4. Miss Feistee

I) Regarding Catnip:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Love it!!!

J) Regarding Cat Grass:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
I also chewed the spydur plantz but cat grass wuz not varee tastee.

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
1. sumbudee to cleen the howse for my ladee so she wud haf mor time to play wif me
2. a fansee cat condo
3. pay all my ladee's billz so she wud nevur haf to go to that werk place an leeve us alohn.
4. I agee wif Eclair on thoz thingz plus sumwun to cleen the littur boks evry time i yooz it.

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
1. chayz and rassul wif Eclair
2. git my hed skratchd
3. put the bitey on Eclair
4. beg for treetz

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
1. lay in the windoe in the sun
2. chays sum bugz
3. travul to eksotik playzes
4. reearainj the pilloes on the sofa

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
1. my fud bowl
2. my catnip mowsie
3. my cat dansir toy
4. my furevur home

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
1. tayk a few napz
2. rassul an box wif Eclair
3. git into trubul or beg for treetz, witchevur comes furst
4. stair owt the windoe

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?

1. I don’t have to hide I'm Feistee!!

2. Under Mommies bed
3. In my tunnel
4. Other (please describe)

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
1. my sistur Eclair
2. she sez a big snayk yoosd to live heer
3. my roomeez at the sheltur, esspeshullee Lance
4. no uthurs

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:
Ezra, Cheeto, JeeterHarris, Luxor

Hobnobbin wif the starz

Eclair an I got all gusseed up last nite to ahtend the Akademi Awords in Holleewud. All theez selebriteez wur thair, lotz of flashin kamuras an obnokshus gernulists yellin "ovur heer, Tira, ovur heer!!" But bein kool catz in owr fynury an jewuls we jus smild an pozd. It wuz fun hangin owt wif owr favrit movee starz like Kate Winslet an Will Smith an Peter OToole an Meryl Streep. Thoz aftur parteez arr reelly wild. We wuz disapoyntid that we dint see Liz Taylor to diskuss the remayk of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Abbigail Breslin an Jayden Smith wur the most fun, bein kids an all they cood relayt to us by givin us lotz of pets whyl the big starz got all likkurd up an admyerd eech uthur. The fud wuz grate too, all the shrimps yoo cood eet an joosee tendur filay minyon an the bubblee wuz flowin like watur, tho we abstaynd frum it. The bubbulz mayk my nohz itch.

I rekommend goin to the oskurz to evry wun, but yoo gotta dress rite an wair lotz of jewuls frum Hairy Winstin or VanKleef. I think I cood git yoosd to bein a deeva, but Eclair wuz jus too prim for my standurds.

Heer I am wavin to all my fanz. No, I dint git to keep the jewulz.

It wuzint me!!!

I wuz hangin owt in the uther bedrume win I hurd this big noyz. My mom caym runnin frum the kitchin an wuz yellin abowt sumfin in the her bedrume. I saw my sistur Eclair runnin down the hall an mom dint see her. Then my mom wuz sayin sumfin abowt bad kitteez so I just stayd put for a few minits. I finullee sneeked into her rume to see whut she wuz yellin abowt. That rikity old desk that iz by the windoe wuz falld ovur cuz its legs caym off or sumfin. She pickt it up an stuk the legs bak on, grumblin all the time but I coodint heer whut she wuz sayin.
Littul duz she noe that it wuz Eclair's fawlt an I wont be tellin on her cuz she's bigger then me an mite put a hard bitey on me. I'm no stule pigjin! But I noe Eclair izint as innocint as she wants evrywun to beeleeve. Heh.

uff all the nurv!!

Ya noe I do like livvin heer in the big apartmint cuz I git gud foods to eet an thairs lotsa nyss playsez to sleep. I evfun like haffin a big sistur cuz she letz me rassul wif her evfun tho I tend to put the bitey on her mor than she duz to me. But tonite I reeched my limitz of goin wif the flo win my mom tryd to put a shert on me! Shoor it smelt like Skeezix wif his manlee boycat smell, but I did not like waring it. I almos put the bitey on my mom but Eclair hurd me complaynin an she gayv me a Look. That's win I jus runnd away befor my clawz caym owt an wint sumwhair they arnt supozd to go. At leest I wuz abul to git that shert off sinz my mom onlee got it ovfur my hed. I hydid it by the littur box. I hope she duzint try that agin, evfun tho it wuz a varee nysss shert.

Heer's a videeo my mom mayd of me the uther day...