Tuesday, February 27, 2007

That qweschunair thing

A) Four places I have lived:
1. I wuz an unwed teenaj muthur on the streetz of Terryville, CT
2. Then I lived at Terryville ARF (animul reskew fowndayshun) until my kittins wur old enuff
3. then my wundurful noo mom brawt me home to live wif her in Torringtin, CT
4. nowhair else that I noe of

B) Four things I love to watch:
1. my sistur Eclair tryin to sleep win I'm stawkin her. heh heh
2. things goin on owtside
3. Eclair runnin away so I kin chayze her
4. bugs

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
1. the streetz
2. the sheltur
3. ummm...
4. nowhair else...yet

D) Four websites I visit daily:
1. My own webblog
2. Skeezix's blog
3. Eclair's blog
4. uther frend's blogs

E) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Purina ONE Healthy Weight Formula
2. Temtayshuns
3. Greeneez
4. not much elz, I'm varee pickee

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. rassuling wif Eclair
2. eeting mor crunchee fud
3. taking a nap on the bed in the utherbedrume
4. gittin into trubul an blamin Eclair

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
1. catnip mowsie
2. leathur mowsie
3. cat dansir
4. a twist teye

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
1. Tira
2. WildOne
3. TireePooh
4. Miss Feistee

I) Regarding Catnip:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

Love it!!!

J) Regarding Cat Grass:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

I also chewed the spydur plantz but cat grass wuz not varee tastee.

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
1. sumbudee to cleen the howse for my ladee so she wud haf mor time to play wif me
2. a fansee cat condo
3. pay all my ladee's billz so she wud nevur haf to go to that werk place an leeve us alohn.
4. I agee wif Eclair on thoz thingz plus sumwun to cleen the littur boks evry time i yooz it.

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
1. chayz and rassul wif Eclair
2. git my hed skratchd
3. put the bitey on Eclair
4. beg for treetz

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
1. lay in the windoe in the sun
2. chays sum bugz
3. travul to eksotik playzes
4. reearainj the pilloes on the sofa

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
1. my fud bowl
2. my catnip mowsie
3. my cat dansir toy
4. my furevur home

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
1. tayk a few napz
2. rassul an box wif Eclair
3. git into trubul or beg for treetz, witchevur comes furst
4. stair owt the windoe

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?

1. I don’t have to hide I'm Feistee!!

2. Under Mommies bed
3. In my tunnel
4. Other (please describe)

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
1. my sistur Eclair
2. she sez a big snayk yoosd to live heer
3. my roomeez at the sheltur, esspeshullee Lance
4. no uthurs

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:
Ezra, Cheeto, JeeterHarris, Luxor

Monday, February 26, 2007

Hobnobbin wif the starz

Eclair an I got all gusseed up last nite to ahtend the Akademi Awords in Holleewud. All theez selebriteez wur thair, lotz of flashin kamuras an obnokshus gernulists yellin "ovur heer, Tira, ovur heer!!" But bein kool catz in owr fynury an jewuls we jus smild an pozd. It wuz fun hangin owt wif owr favrit movee starz like Kate Winslet an Will Smith an Peter OToole an Meryl Streep. Thoz aftur parteez arr reelly wild. We wuz disapoyntid that we dint see Liz Taylor to diskuss the remayk of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Abbigail Breslin an Jayden Smith wur the most fun, bein kids an all they cood relayt to us by givin us lotz of pets whyl the big starz got all likkurd up an admyerd eech uthur. The fud wuz grate too, all the shrimps yoo cood eet an joosee tendur filay minyon an the bubblee wuz flowin like watur, tho we abstaynd frum it. The bubbulz mayk my nohz itch.

I rekommend goin to the oskurz to evry wun, but yoo gotta dress rite an wair lotz of jewuls frum Hairy Winstin or VanKleef. I think I cood git yoosd to bein a deeva, but Eclair wuz jus too prim for my standurds.

Heer I am wavin to all my fanz. No, I dint git to keep the jewulz.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

It wuzint me!!!

I wuz hangin owt in the uther bedrume win I hurd this big noyz. My mom caym runnin frum the kitchin an wuz yellin abowt sumfin in the her bedrume. I saw my sistur Eclair runnin down the hall an mom dint see her. Then my mom wuz sayin sumfin abowt bad kitteez so I just stayd put for a few minits. I finullee sneeked into her rume to see whut she wuz yellin abowt. That rikity old desk that iz by the windoe wuz falld ovur cuz its legs caym off or sumfin. She pickt it up an stuk the legs bak on, grumblin all the time but I coodint heer whut she wuz sayin.
Littul duz she noe that it wuz Eclair's fawlt an I wont be tellin on her cuz she's bigger then me an mite put a hard bitey on me. I'm no stule pigjin! But I noe Eclair izint as innocint as she wants evrywun to beeleeve. Heh.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

uff all the nurv!!

Ya noe I do like livvin heer in the big apartmint cuz I git gud foods to eet an thairs lotsa nyss playsez to sleep. I evfun like haffin a big sistur cuz she letz me rassul wif her evfun tho I tend to put the bitey on her mor than she duz to me. But tonite I reeched my limitz of goin wif the flo win my mom tryd to put a shert on me! Shoor it smelt like Skeezix wif his manlee boycat smell, but I did not like waring it. I almos put the bitey on my mom but Eclair hurd me complaynin an she gayv me a Look. That's win I jus runnd away befor my clawz caym owt an wint sumwhair they arnt supozd to go. At leest I wuz abul to git that shert off sinz my mom onlee got it ovfur my hed. I hydid it by the littur box. I hope she duzint try that agin, evfun tho it wuz a varee nysss shert.

Heer's a videeo my mom mayd of me the uther day...

Sunday, February 11, 2007

My pin-up shot

Sinz she mayd wun for Eclair, my mom thot I shood haf wun too... signed just like a movee star.

At leest I dint miss Valentines day!

Heer iz my valentime for Ezra, my speshul frend. I hopes he likes it.<3

Thursday, February 8, 2007

So whut am I Sindurella?

I noe I havint bin as dedikatid to makin blog posts as my sistur Eclair but now I find owt she's gots a Valentine and I dint evfun noe abowt Skeezix's kontest!! Yood think I had bin lokked in my rume or sumfin. An now the dedline to entur is neerly heer an evrywun has hookd up wif thair valentine sweetee, but I dint evfun get into the race!
I tell ya, ya git preeahkewpied wif nip mowsies and uthur toyz an nobodee tellz ya whuts goin on.
I wondur ifs I gots a faree catmuther to help me get a valentine befoor itz too layt?

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Noo pichurs

Today my mom set up this thing she cawld a try-pod and put her kamura on top of it. She sez her hands arnt steadee enuff sumtimes to git gud pichurs of me or Eclair. So I wuz relaksin on the cowch win she startid takin pichurs. The wun on the rite abov my profyle is wun of them. Thin she put Eclair up on the cowch wif me an we achewallee stayed thair for a bit. I dont noe whut caym over me but I startid groomin Eclair...an SHE LET ME!! For a littul whyl ennyway. Thin she rold ovur an we bopped eech uthur for a minit until Eclair gave me that look an sed "I'm owt of heer". I think she thinks of me as a peskee littul sistur sumtimes, but we do haf lots of fun playin.

What's up??

Groomin my sistur Eclair!

MOMMMMMMM!!! She touched meeeeeeee!!

I'm outa heer!!