Hobnobbin wif the starz

Eclair an I got all gusseed up last nite to ahtend the Akademi Awords in Holleewud. All theez selebriteez wur thair, lotz of flashin kamuras an obnokshus gernulists yellin "ovur heer, Tira, ovur heer!!" But bein kool catz in owr fynury an jewuls we jus smild an pozd. It wuz fun hangin owt wif owr favrit movee starz like Kate Winslet an Will Smith an Peter OToole an Meryl Streep. Thoz aftur parteez arr reelly wild. We wuz disapoyntid that we dint see Liz Taylor to diskuss the remayk of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Abbigail Breslin an Jayden Smith wur the most fun, bein kids an all they cood relayt to us by givin us lotz of pets whyl the big starz got all likkurd up an admyerd eech uthur. The fud wuz grate too, all the shrimps yoo cood eet an joosee tendur filay minyon an the bubblee wuz flowin like watur, tho we abstaynd frum it. The bubbulz mayk my nohz itch.

I rekommend goin to the oskurz to evry wun, but yoo gotta dress rite an wair lotz of jewuls frum Hairy Winstin or VanKleef. I think I cood git yoosd to bein a deeva, but Eclair wuz jus too prim for my standurds.

Heer I am wavin to all my fanz. No, I dint git to keep the jewulz.