That qweschunair thing

A) Four places I have lived:
1. I wuz an unwed teenaj muthur on the streetz of Terryville, CT
2. Then I lived at Terryville ARF (animul reskew fowndayshun) until my kittins wur old enuff
3. then my wundurful noo mom brawt me home to live wif her in Torringtin, CT
4. nowhair else that I noe of

B) Four things I love to watch:
1. my sistur Eclair tryin to sleep win I'm stawkin her. heh heh
2. things goin on owtside
3. Eclair runnin away so I kin chayze her
4. bugs

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
1. the streetz
2. the sheltur
3. ummm...
4. nowhair else...yet

D) Four websites I visit daily:
1. My own webblog
2. Skeezix's blog
3. Eclair's blog
4. uther frend's blogs

E) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Purina ONE Healthy Weight Formula
2. Temtayshuns
3. Greeneez
4. not much elz, I'm varee pickee

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. rassuling wif Eclair
2. eeting mor crunchee fud
3. taking a nap on the bed in the utherbedrume
4. gittin into trubul an blamin Eclair

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
1. catnip mowsie
2. leathur mowsie
3. cat dansir
4. a twist teye

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
1. Tira
2. WildOne
3. TireePooh
4. Miss Feistee

I) Regarding Catnip:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Love it!!!

J) Regarding Cat Grass:

Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
I also chewed the spydur plantz but cat grass wuz not varee tastee.

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
1. sumbudee to cleen the howse for my ladee so she wud haf mor time to play wif me
2. a fansee cat condo
3. pay all my ladee's billz so she wud nevur haf to go to that werk place an leeve us alohn.
4. I agee wif Eclair on thoz thingz plus sumwun to cleen the littur boks evry time i yooz it.

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
1. chayz and rassul wif Eclair
2. git my hed skratchd
3. put the bitey on Eclair
4. beg for treetz

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
1. lay in the windoe in the sun
2. chays sum bugz
3. travul to eksotik playzes
4. reearainj the pilloes on the sofa

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
1. my fud bowl
2. my catnip mowsie
3. my cat dansir toy
4. my furevur home

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
1. tayk a few napz
2. rassul an box wif Eclair
3. git into trubul or beg for treetz, witchevur comes furst
4. stair owt the windoe

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?

1. I don’t have to hide I'm Feistee!!

2. Under Mommies bed
3. In my tunnel
4. Other (please describe)

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
1. my sistur Eclair
2. she sez a big snayk yoosd to live heer
3. my roomeez at the sheltur, esspeshullee Lance
4. no uthurs

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:
Ezra, Cheeto, JeeterHarris, Luxor